Tag: joke
member name: Sharila S.
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September 22, 2006 10:36 AM EDT --
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave . . .
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September 22, 2006 10:39 AM EDT --
Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get . . .
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October 14, 2006 02:50 AM EDT --
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave . . .
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September 22, 2006 10:34 AM EDT --
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, . . .
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September 26, 2006 11:55 AM EDT --
An old Italian woman is riding the elevator in a very lavish New York City office building.
A young and beautiful woman, smelling like expensive perfume, gets into the elevator. She turns to the old . . .
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October 16, 2006 10:50 PM EDT --
Be careful in your selection.
Do not choose too young.
When once selected, give your entire thoughts to preparation for domestic use.
Some insist on keeping them in a pickle.
Others are . . .
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October 22, 2006 10:12 PM EDT --
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the kings horses
and all the kings men
said "oh no,not scrambled egg again!"
I read this on a website, so I thought I must share . . .
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November 03, 2006 11:18 AM EST --
You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle . . .
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